Gwen: Why is Heather smiling like that?
Owen: Maybe she loves her new do. Or she could just be really happy for us.
Gwen: Wow! Do you ever have a bad thought about anyone?

***

Owen: What will I be remembered for....? I hope my great personality.
Gwen: What will I be remembered for...? My great personlity >8D Okay, I'm done here.

***

Owen: I wanted to believe it, I dreamt it could be true... and now the day is finally here... all you can eat pancakes, YESSSS!
Gwen: Yeah, the money would be cool, but you know what would be even better? Making sure Heather loses.
Owen: Pancakes, Pancakes, Pancakes!
Gwen: If I win, I'm gonna buy camp Wawanakwa, so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard.
Owen: I'd never win, but if I did, I'd start every day with PANCAKES, cause they're like little mini sunshines filled with yummy fun.
Gwen: personally, I've had enough drama here to last the entire summer. I mean, Owen's okay, but 8 weeks with Heather was about as much fun as a mouth full of impacted molars.
Owen: But all the all-you-can eat pancakes in the world wouldn't be special without friends to share them.

***

Owen: Have you ever noticed how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake?
(cut, now has a bite taken from it)
Owen: I should probably spit this out, hehe. -falls asleep-